Conversation 1: Is there a problem, officer? - I stopped you for driving through a red light.

Did I really? - You didn't know? - I had no idea that I ran it.

Don't you know that yellow means slow down? - Yes, man.

Why'd you speed up instead? - I really have no excuse, man.

I'll have to write you a ticket. - I understand, and I am very sorry. - Here's your ticket.

Conversation 2: What's wrong, officer? - You do realize that you ran a red light, don't you?

I did? - You didn't see the red light? - I'm sorry for running it, but I really didn't know.

Didn't you learn that red means stop? - I know that.

Then tell me why you sped up on the yellow light. - I'm not sure.

I'm giving you a ticket for this. - I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

Maybe you'll think about this before you decide to run another light.

Conversation 3: Why'd you pull me over? - Are you aware that you drove through a red light?

I ran a red light? - Yes, you did. - I apologize, but I didn't realize that I did that.

Weren't you taught that yellow means slow down, not speed up? - I did learn that.

So, then why did you speed up? - I don't know what to tell you.

I'm going to have to write you a ticket. - I understand. - Here you go. Don't do that again.